Everytime my mom tells me not to do anything bad I reply "I know I know, no sex, drugs, or alcohol."

Haha and she always gives me this look, like she actually thinks I'm going to do all that stuff..at the same time. lmao

No sex, drugs, or alcohol. <3

lol

The silly little boy saw a pic of a silly little girl, he thought she was beautiful so he decided to talk to her. But the silly little girl ignored him, but the silly little boy didn't give up. He kept on trying to get to know her. So one day he tries again and on this one day the silly little girl felt like being nice so she decided to talk to him. They started talking and the silly little girl thought the silly little boy was a bit boring. So she decided to start ignoring him again. But the silly little boy was a persistent silly little boy. So he kept trying and trying to get her attention until one day she finally decides to be nice again to the silly little boy. They start becoming good friends and then bam she realizes that she likes him a lot more than what she ever would have expected. She really really likes him. Might it even be love the silly little girl thought. She decided to take her chances and she told the silly little boy that she might love him, the silly little boy told the silly little girl that he might be feeling the same way. So the silly little girl fell head over heels for the silly little boy.

Haha me and my friends made a bunch of stupid kind of funny little videos for YouTube.

Yeah we were really bored yesterday. I think we made like seventeen videos.

Haha god I swear we are so retarded.

XD

lmao