About Me:	hacks and back up Jake Dangerfail l 15 l Canadian l Badass l Pothead l Metalhead l Awesomepossum l Hiya! My name's Jake! I'm a Canadian, and no i do not say 'aboot' or 'eh'. Well, that's not true, i say "EH?" alot. I'm a nice dood so you shouldn't feel threatened by my awesome-aura. :33 I LOVE VIDEOGAMES, like you couldn't understand. And currently my game is Left 4 Dead, which it always will be the game i fucking DOMINATE at. And soon i shall have Left 4 Dead 2 and rape the entire world. If you wanna play me on Xbox Live my gamertag is XxDangerZ0n3Xx <-- With a 0 instead of an o. Lul. I'm a huge sucker for horror movies, and recently i saw SAW 6 and fuck it was SEXY. I nearly came at the graphic violence. I like to smoke weed. Nuff' said. I'm a big stoner. Live with it or PEACE THE FUCK OUT. I haven't really set out any goals in life. At the moment all i really want is a family, people or someone i can love and respect for the rest of my life. That's my one main wish. And another is to have a nice job that i enjoy doing. I'm currently in Grade 11 at a shitty ass high school, filled with sluts, druggies, potheads, assholes, you name it. So i've pretty much seen it all. I wanna take Graphic Design when i'm older so i can do designs for band logos and merch. That's my dream job. I'm kind of a people person, so don't be afraid to talk. Mind you, i do have those 'silent' days when i don't have much to talk about, you'll know when i'm having those days. But other than that, feel free to chat! <3, so yeah. That's me. Errything else, just talk, comment and add pl0x! Btw: Get to know me first, then i shall gives you my msn! :3 Pfft Jake has been /pwned by Me (This /pwn is under construction) Definition of: jake 385 up, 218 down love ithate it a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty. "i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds" "no problem!" "1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
Music I Like:	My music. Is pure gasm. Witness the power of UNDERGROUND METAL.
Heroes:	JAKE IZ DA SESSAIEST CANADIAN EVER! And he is like.. my best male friend :D Well, Jake here, is pretty fucking amazing, and I do mean uh-maz-ing I love this kid, I seriously do. I would do anything for him in a heartbeat. He ALWAYS knows how to make me laugh my ass off. With the "Sexpokemon" subject ♥ Yes, Squirtle is already inappropriate name for one. Think about it. Anyways, mess with him, I will castrate you. Have a nice day ♥ I love you, Canadian :D
Sex:	Boy
Country:	Canada
Sexuality:	Straight
Here For:	Friends

Myspace:

www.myspace.com/emojake12