Emo Earth

Christmas Gifts!

Created on Dec. 13, 2008 675 votes, 127 comments, 1287 views

What would you like to get for Christmas!

Money! My parents are complete arsehats when it comes to choosing GOOD presents.

Music! I love the stuff so more the better! Give me an iPod or I'll fuck you up.

Clothes! I know it sounds awfully old fashioned! By my clothing is SO last month. Norly.

Drugs! Because they are sew kewl! Everyone likes drugs! EVERYONE LIKES DRUGS! HAHAhaHAhahAhaha!

Love! I'm horrendously cliche and just want some loving for christmas, possibly with Santa! <insert 'santa's bag' joke>

Razors! LET US END MY EXISTANCE AND STAIN THE SNOW RED! BAHAHAHA! I'm a killer at parties.

Parties! Fuck the presents! Just give me some alcohol and random people to feel up in a drunken state whilst frothing at the mouth!

I'm a Jew! More QQ, less pew pew!

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